Channel-wide COGSBot statistics from #cogs

Number of lines (in #cogs):276940CAPS LOCK:3.68%
Number of PMs (to COGSBot):2729*corrections:1.92%
Number of URLs:7405Questions?:8.51%
Average words per line:6.21Exclamations!:2.42%
Average characters per line:33.66Actions:0.95%
Quits:27161Happiness score::D
Ping timeouts:9373 (34.51%)

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Rankings!

Numerical Rankings

Most Words per line
Fewest Words per line
1.Rubgish11.84120.Maldis2.91
2.cheshire_cowboy11.83119.Kelsa3.28
3.descenterace11.26118.Desudesu3.60
4.Moreta9.54117.Shen3.83
5.Azquelt9.48116.AftertheSunsets3.96
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Textual Rankings

Most LoL lovingNew!
1.COGSBot623Information: Helpful_Helloteam wants to play lol!
2.M117huurrwhhhaaaaa??!! With the first season of League of Legends over and done, Riot is beginning to share details about Season Two. Throughout the year, players will compete for a piece of the previously announced $5 million prize pool, with the final championship tournament taking up a full $2 million.
3.Fish-Face103back to what I was saying before, briefly, to someone who asked - it's not that I'm opposed to dota2, but I don't have a key (in fact I think someone gave their key to someone else T_T) and I'm not convinced it'll be different enough from LoL to make me want to play it instead unless everyone else goes
4.JakeXKS102the problem with dota2 coming from lol is how noisy the map features are
5.Wyrm93!lol NEW CHAMPION ROTATION: Wukong, Rumble, Maokai, Cassiopeia, Missfortune, Urgot, Zilean, Veigar, Masteryi, Alistar
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Per-user statistics:

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Nick# LinesMost used phraseGolden Sample
Fish-Face29271:Dbecause I explained what it is
Ragzouken20340:D25% have secondary school education, not are in secondary school :P
M19058;Dplease tell me it's not a MLP showing followed by starcraft2
Xomena18424hahafacebook ad: Vcars, like our page to be in with a chance to win a free taxi ride!
jith13166\oFish-Face: crisps?
JakeXKS13104yesM, supreme commander
IRConan12027yeahdamn, made too much coffee for travel mug
Esvandiary8350:Dmine was suspiciously awesome
LOLCHRIST7840hmmFish-Face: should I get the specact upgrade kit? What is it?
Wyrm7249!lolresnet was my first broadband connection
tayters7226:PQuit: Computer has gone to sleep.
M33P6321derpdesigned for ambient noise levels of 90dBA
BraveSirRobbo6136:Dfuck gta anyway
TP2k6038xDjust one?
joshd5749lolsuper effective
Khol5407YesAh
`2kah3828!lolI'm here
EtherealOne3707Yeahjakexks: :D
WildFire3662lolI'd consider it
luckz3412lolsomething like that.
speechless3226!bc2interested to see how bad it really is
Extapathy2908lolwho are you anyway?
Lukeus_Maximus2669ok"Oh don't mind my armies jumping around your border, they're just on a training exercise" <- CIV V contains such trolls
MentalMike2659:Di was thinking about this the other day
AdmiralGT2647yeahthen disappeared
Hovercraft2608jawith infinitely many ways of doing the probs
BattlePope2582owlsoh god
Desustorm2433:Dthere's a fairly good correlation between hardness and how well you "do" it
MentalPhone2431loloh?
Estel2293!supcomAnd since then it's just been invites.
COGSBot2154Information: Rainmaker wants to play supcom!Wyrm Mega Kill!
poacheR1931loldoes it have anything to do with Boobs?
IdioC1894hehalso, gifting a nuke to a one-city nation just as another nation's about to pulverise it
Sasakura1854nomysql is dead now
Moreta1787!lolBut they dont use computers nearly as much as say CS
descenterace1748yupthis is the conclusion i came to
Sshhh1743* Sshhh eats Fish-Face or at least attempt to
Kelsa1719c:ive completed dark brotherhood
Caroline1668lolyeah basically whoever did that is a massive bellend
Steg|Praxis1629ermyou will learn
Ymbirtt1594YupI think it did
Beetle1382yeshttp://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Motoring/DriverLicensing/WhatCanYouDriveAndYourObligations/DG_4022619
CarrierII1373:DA blank page here. I blame noscript.
Scooby1260?LOLCHRIST, why, it is good advice
cGChris1108:(what
spiderdijon1005!bf3i touch tayters at night
Azquelt974yeahI think infinitely divisible?
Socaddict931noMentalPhone - second picture is a poloneck or turtle neck
Challenger916:)wow
Goliath905:Dthese savegames don't lie
Symphona893:Pahh, ok then
Rainmaker829!supcomWyrm left guys, you can join now!
Dichohecho784hmmplus I need to do complex networks homework
joshdee686:Pgod forbid any of you should see any of mine
nyancake678!mealwill it be the biggest LAN cogs has ever had?
octochris671ROFLthis is hilarious
Loweko667No."You must pay all applicable sales and use taxes, value added taxes and other taxes levied on you by any taxing authority on any Merchandise purchase in any country where such transactions are otherwise subject to tax, regardless of the method of delivery. Any taxes owed by you (i) as a result of purchasing Merchandise or the payment of any fee, (ii) that are required or permitted to be collected from you by Valve under applicable
Soppe650hmmwayyy too much spam!
Steg640yehand got loads of free stuff ^^
InsatiablyCivil586ohi do all the time, but my mic is off :(
Mikebert4551o/"I couldn't remember the name, it was bugging me and I hate buggery"
ChocoJon533:)I would think just one parity
SubbyMinx515lolfun!
jimmez496lolBefore my time unfortunately
jonny_boy27461XDcrikey, didn't realise it'd got that cheap
Gadget3000447!meallol. "BlackBerry PlayBook gets root thanks to a childishly named DingleBerry tool"
kehaar372lolguh
trollingwood338okits so cheap and builds out of the cloth armour you start with in most top lane matchups
Spear327:PIRConan: I know he isn't now, but he has been
Tiresias303lolwhat topic?
Vert301:DWat
Badgerpoo286haIs it me or does Skyrim look quite similar to Oblivion in the videos?
inclement267YeahThat is everyone
cheshire_cowboy258thanksbloody dr hallet
Helpful_Helloteam234!lollogging in now i think
Skywise233:Dwha
mayflower220:(aww
DobbyX218!mealwhat does "enough" mean?
Tsietisin217yupI shall youtube it for your viewing pleasure.
BattleG2190lolor dualbooting/recycling an old pc?
lefa185hifor real work I understand "hard work" lol
Homoglyph171xD Fair enoughHence my occasional massive lag spikes.
improbablytall164!lol +1!lol +2
Desulaptop163whati..what
EtherealPhone156:DBreak point
Maldis150nn :)that's vector product
COGSGuest136!sc2list0never would have guessed
Desudesu131yesbuy some server ram
Scooby2128lolhehe
AftertheSunsets124hahayeah but theyre not in til monday at 10
PretzelUndercover122>_>Is it actually something urgent or not?
Samz122Paha.GAMEPLAY < HATS
VertLab104we used the seed 'dave'* VertLab has oftern done surface-blasting with creepers.
Brosencrantz97you are not the man I married.stealing the friers
pineapple95?* pineapple gets that joke
Gojkilp945Trololololol
pretzelcake94you need a 2gb usb drive.. we only have a 1gb oneno default or UI configuration directive found boot:
Ymvbirtt90PerfectBut I'm calculusing
rossw90!lolim going to try a new champion
pirkka90zizi?LAN is up
Jennydied87wellI don't know what to do
Rubgish86Yup(rant over)
Joyousjoe86!mealHi anyone there?
Katrex84women = Time x moneyUm... You know that...Lol nvm
BattleSGS278hehdon't play minecraft so sadly ignorant.
tony74thing is, my laptop is truely buggered, in that I factory restored it, reinstalled drivers and its still laggy800
`2kandroid70jakexks: Olol so you've been recruited too now xDThey all drive these little carts around to transport the fish and we met some traders who gave us a ride on one
Gol1ath70loltesco express brah
pretzelphone69xDXomena (lol autocorrects to cinema) yes it is my first choice- but I would prefer to be paid to do it, rather than have to pay! XD
BattleG168kkoh damnit
Fake-Face68hmmmy traceroute doesn't like people swearing
niax67you've seen last night's episode, right?(Although I stole it from reddit)
ChrisB60i guessi think :P
Shen59!mealaddcheers
Rebeski57yep that's me :Di mainly play tf2, css, gmod and i've played hidden, cod2, l4d but mainly play xbox - the cods, battlefield, borderlands, gow and others but too tired to think atm o:
El_Ymbirtto57others*Then yes. Each strategy has an associated expected loss. One of these stategies will have a lower loss than the other.
jith156yayughhh
desu53you do realise that the reason they don't want it on steam is because if it were on steam, EA would have you buy the game on steam *then make steam install origin*!consolenight
Ragz52surewe could make it the next fad
Desulabs51you are a testerours is a cool idea but absolutely awfully implemented