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Most Suspicious
1.Wyrm203<Ragzouken> I don't know how you could ever justify paying more for a phone than a computer unless you either don't own a computer or you are Wyrm <- you don't want to know how cheap my last /phone/ was >_>
2.Extapathy164reminds me of the booklet student finance Wales gives you, it's pretty big with just the English and because the back half is Welsh, it's twice the thickness it should be >_>
3.Estel141Scooby: that's exactly how the Mail has positioned itself as one of the biggest newspaper websites, with celeb stories and cute animals that people can send around to each other >_>
4.Jennycide76Spear, yeah, I can act as someone's personal property if they have nice enough hair >.>
5.Brohemoth72i said i didn't want dead rising 2 if it had no local multiplayer >.>
Most Uses of 'lol'
1.Brohemoth630ye well da pc gamurz wer jst nerds lol da console bois dnt waist der hole lyf playin kidz games lol
2.Ragzouken405I lol at people complaining on facebook about their lie-ins being ruined by people who have lives to live :D
3.joshd297LOL: is this for real? http://www.donanimhaber.com/anakart/haberleri/Asusun-yuksek-performans-platformu-Rampage--Extreme--ROG-Xpander-Donanim-Haberde.htm
4.Extapathy278Wyrm: my dad asked me what "those things about carpet" were (the Limericks on Tash's wall), so I explained that it was a euphemism and he then said "so she's a lezza then?" lol
5.tayters231Esvandiary: my experience of the laptop clinic sofar is "lol windows xp progress bars"
Most Freely swinging arms
1.BraveSirRobbo203also i got told that if i could have got to brum yesterday, i would have been able to get there and back really easily \o/
2.M134\o/ or you know.. just let it happen spontaiously like it does now.. which is kinda the point ;D
3.Extapathy85<Xomena> anyway, Fish-Face, can you find a picture/diagram of it please <- out of context ftw \o/
4.Fish-Face84today the pound is worth $1.618, the golden ratio to 3 decimal places \o/
5.Jennycide61ok, so I thin I can basically play "downstream" now, just got to iron out the creases and add in the correct trills and such \o/
Most Raging
1.Ragzouken62Gojkilp: it was awful D: we'd have been lucky if they were selling it because then I wouldn't feel like trying any :P
2.Caroline57godammit because of your cartoon photo I cannae see who you are BlackWolf d:
3.Fish-Face54Hovercraft, "Which living scientist do you most admire, and why? RD: David Attenborough." dat boot-polishing
4.`2kah44can you imagine if the game didn't alert you that you were low on resources, or worse, if it didn't even tell you your units were being attacked D:
5.jakexks35either that or they have activated the speeds and now can't deal with it D:
Most Indifferent
1.joshd36so meh, I use the TN for irc and stuff, and the VA for browsing, video, gaming
2.BraveSirRobbo34have i just always been a faggot, or are they a bit meh ?
3.Caroline28its different kinda snow when your skiing though, its like "meh" its slidey
4.Fish-Face21they're probably accurate/fair/whatever, but it's hardly going to help the country
5.Brohemoth19meh i wouldn't have went to uni if it had been like this a few years ago so i guess i shouldn't complain too bad
Most Shocked
1.joshd248"Thanks to the daughter die, the Xenos can do 4x FSAA, z-buffering, and alpha blending with no appreciable performance penalty on the GPU" - SO WHY IS THERE NEVER ANY AA IN GAMES?!
2.Fish-Face181Mikebert4, 5 years?! There is exactly one person who's known me for five years that I'm regularly in contact with apart from my relatives, I think
3.Jennycide148Fish-Face, your sister got trousers which were too long - that's not right, she's above average height, how did she get long trousers :o
4.Esvandiary100yeah, the weapons make the game more interesting... "gimmicky" means that it doesn't do anything substantial to change the game :o
5.Wyrm86ive found a wonderful place; the mensa irc channel. can you imagine the arrogance there and the current complete lack of trolling?!
Most Confused
1.joshd199if there were video and sound drivers avaliable, I would totally hackintosh my desktop for a while :S
2.CarrierII71They knew I had no tolerance. I don't remember most of the night, but I do remember being on my own, uncoordinated, and throwing up. P(Impersonating Jimi Hendrix) slightly larger than I like. :s
3.Wyrm33one of mine has 2 stuck green pixels, and the other one is normally fine (i used it last LAN), but sometimes it wont power on :s
4.Mikebert433oooh, better yet, it insists of validating EVERY form entry (take 15-20 seconds) and always returns an error :s
5.Subby32so even if he's back on thursday, posts my forms to me then, i get them friday, i'll have to book an appointment for monday - call in sick to work - and PRAY that they can process it and get my passport back to me in time :S
Most Fond of owls
1.Fish-Face56M, when I get back from the owl sanctuary I'm goig to make you help me sort out my horrible internet problems
2.`2kah27sweet, I'll get her to do the legion of doom, the owl san and everyone in stoke bishop then :)
3.Jennycide21Fish-Face, do the owls have any plans? (I bet they have plans in clifton which involve food and then ignoring us)
4.WildFire13 His unusual and powerful style is evident in songs such as "SPIN THE BOTTLE" and "NIGHT OWL"
5.Ragzouken10"@cheetahchomps: But Jónsi!! AHH! There’s this screen, with a deer and a wolf and an owl and then ants and then a snowstorm and GAH IT IS TOO COOL" < TRU STORY
Most Active tongue
1.Extapathy1190I find it amusing that so many other people in the channel want McDs but 2 of his co-workers (me and IRConan) don't. Attracting the wrong crowd there agentofthedevil_ :P
2.Esvandiary894we mostly install the prefix to be able to install source packages and other stuff easily relying on newer libraries; if another distro could easily do the same thing, we'd probably use it (because god knows gentoo is a pain in the arse anyway :P)
3.jakexks839it looks like what happened to me all the time with my old shitmouse so I just ignored it the first 3 times without thinking it was strange :P
4.joshd790well in that case,the range of a 1kg particle fired at 100m/s in london in a direction of 65deg from north will differ by 0.5mm due to the coriolis force :P
5.Ragzouken595TP2k: it's not very exciting :P I think I all played The Game and then for some reason they also got into the habit of spamming 5 on eachothers keyboards when they were trying to type and then through magic the two got linked
Most Filthy
1.Jennycide13`2kah, the bash of that even in cogsfilth is wrong, isn't it
2.CarrierII7* CarrierII read the logs from yesterday in #cogsfilth, because that's what you think is a good idea at 7:30AM
3.Ragzouken6Caroline: I spammed a little too much in filth, and cogsbot was still angry was I was speaking quickly in here :P
4.Kelsa6WildFire fix COGSBot and it can come back into filth
5.Fish-Face6according to the post office website you may not send "Filth"
Most LEGOy
1.Caroline69other things I do to pass time -> read themeparkreview.com (im a theme park geek), read wmpoweruser.com (windows phone geek), read brothers brick (lego geek)
2.IdioC12I bought some for my sister and her bf for a laugh for christmas to go with a lego board game, so I got some more and then one for myself
3.Ragzouken11I had a dream that the BSG president gave me access the lego recreation of Gaius
4.joshd7by traps do you mean "lego bricks on the floor"
5.Jennycide7you guys all had much better lego than me. I had the pirate ship and some castle and nothing else special iirc
Most Supcomy
1.COGSBot577Information: Lukeus_Maximus wants to play supcom!
2.Wyrm31931/10/2010 [14:40:43] <Wyrm> !supcom damnit! 31/10/2010 [11:36:28] <Wyrm> !supcom today...? 31/10/2010 [01:04:55] <jakexks> !supcom 31/10/2010 [01:05:00] <Wyrm> !supcom 30/10/2010 [18:51:29] <Wyrm> !supcom 30/10/2010 [16:44:40] <Wyrm> !supcom anyone yet? 30/10/2010 [16:34:20] <Wyrm> !supcom
3.Rainmaker216Extapathy, Xomena, doesnt seem like we are gooing to get more people. So 2v2, 4vAI or...no supcom tonight D:
4.jakexks187Supcom can't fill a gaming night by itself, adding a love it or hate it mod probably won't help
5.Fish-Face154since in an RTS you're trying to balance your consumption vs production rates, but in every RTS except Supcom 1, your resources aren't shown to you like that
Most TF2y
1.COGSBot136[FB]Chris just enrolled in !match 25: Sunday 03/10/2010 18:00 Highlander vs TF2.LV (LADDER) [9/9 players] (0 subs) (### ### ###) [FULL]
2.Wyrm107but as tayters said, !tf2 is the usual way to find people to play with. add yourself to the list and whwnever anyone does !tf2 itll poke anyone else from said list who's online
3.Fish-Face77"Next time PC Gamer is drunk, we may reward you for being there for us on our TF2 server. Play more TF2 on our server."
4.Estel70I need a game to shoot some shit up that isn't CSS, TF2, any other FPS that will piss me off, or Farmville
5.jakexks65Updates to Team Fortress 2 have been released. The updates will be applied automatically when your Steam client is restarted. The major changes include:
Most AppleTalk
1.jakexks61The 6-circuit powered connector, now referred to as an alpha connector, adds power output to support external devices. Typically a device can pull about 7 to 8 watts from the port; however, the voltage varies significantly from different devices.[21] Voltage is specified as unregulated and should nominally be about 25 volts (range 24 to 30). Apple's implementation on laptops is typically related to battery power and can be as low as 9 V.[21]
2.Spear41I would switch to an andriod but I dont want all my data with google and i've got alot invested in iPHone apps
3.tayters32one of the best hackers I know uses a mac, here I am using the real definition of hacker, not the mainstream definition
4.IRConan29"my pings are high and i have high packet loss" "have you tried booting in safe mode?" "I don't have a safe mode" "are you using windows?" "no" "a mac?" "no" *silence*
5.BraveSirRobbo28Spear: the guy in the apple store said it's not as much of an issue, but all phones have that issue to an extent
Most ChristmassyNew!
1.jakexks55Caroline, Black Friday is the day following Thanksgiving Day in the United States, traditionally the beginning of the Christmas shopping season.
2.Scooby46and now i bought xmas music and i cant put it on to my phone without wiping my phone
3.Ragzouken38"Steve Marr Is not impressed with the person on his street who has put a giant light up Santa on the outside of the house already!"
4.Jennycide37because my favourite favourite christmas song is a really obscure version of the first noel which probably doesn't exist anywhere
5.BraveSirRobbo31does this mean we might have to start thinking about christmas presents or someshit ?
Most minecraftyNew!
1.EtherealOne177All we ened now is the ability to merge two Minecraft servers and the ability to create weapons using TnT and some high velocity block.
2.Ragzouken88"The problem with chunk visibility errors was that for some reason the “dirty” flag on chunks and the list of “dirty chunks” got out of synch. There wasn’t time to try to do a proper fix today, so I just made the client check a couple of dirty chunks per frame to make sure they’re in the list."
3.IdioC77it's just I noticed Gojkilp in the Artemis thread and I'd seen him on the Minecraft server knocking signs off and seemingly luring creepers. As it looked like a right-hand keyboard mash I presumed he was a random griefer and booted him but I've just sent him an apology on the forum.
4.COGSBot70Information: A new list has been added. !minecraft to view
5.Fish-Face64Ragzouken, future minecraft project: the sphere of the earth, rendered as a sphere of radius 32 units, with the sea as in-game water, and with the continents illuminated with redstone torches at night
Most snowyNew!
1.Scooby46my parents house, the heating was on max and it was still cold
2.joshd35[08:07:27] <@Turbo> joshd: From Filton, United Kingdom (7:50a Nov 30 10) temp(32 F / 0 C, feels like 24 F / -5 C) cond(Light Snow) wind(NNE at 10 mph / 17 km/h)
3.M35(back when my pc was cold to the touch, I used it as a beer cooler)
4.Caroline33its different kinda snow when your skiing though, its like "meh" its slidey
5.Jennycide32I did my last test on a day when there was too much snow in the test centre to open the car park and I didn't even know that you're supposed to start in second for snow
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